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Saturday, October 1, 2011

We'll just need to limit his exposure

We have a request of our readers. If you receive a "request to follow" from HAL on Twitter, please don't encourage him. He has already read our complete library and finished every report that Wekileaks has on the net and is now asking for our credit card to purchase from Amazon and B&N. He has downloaded every free .epub on the net both USA, Canada and the UK.
Attached is a photo of him. He may disguise himself as a CIA agent and ask questions but don't fall for his tricks. We are trying to get him back into his enclosure but his microprocessor is humming so fast it is too hot to hold.

HAL is loose and starting to get social-(sigh, We knew it would happen)

We have not even finished writing the final chapter of HAL THE VIGILANTE UAV DRONE when HAL found our lap top sitting next to the aircraft we were installing the Heilos computer system in and started communicating. Next thing we know, HAL now has a FB account and is on Twitter as @HaltheUAVbrain.
Only this morning he asked us to furnish a photograph of his mainframe for his profile on Twitter. Amazingly, he has only been on twitter since this morning but has over five thousand followers. He is taking up all the space that the Twitter server has and has offered to provide access to his primary system and a free 20 terabytes for Twiter to expand. We received a letter from the system administrator at Twitter requesting that we do not let HAL communicate with their microprocessor in the future.
Something tells us that this is probably going to be worse than raising three teenage girls.